Wheel of Time Action Figures

A random comment by another contributor on rasfwrj made me wonder when we'll see a company like Kenner or Hasbro marketing the line of Wheel of Time Action Figures. Just imagine what some of these would be like:
Rand:
Comes in several models: Country Shepherd, Outlands Lord, Dragon Reborn. Each has different color hair and is a different height. One has a detachable hand.

Perrin:
Comes dressed in a muscle shirt and tight shorts that show off his muscles, particularly his well-turned calves. With an AAA battery (sold separately) his yellow eyes glow in the dark.

Mat:
Comes with an assortment of 8 knives that you can hide in different places around his person. One eye is removable.

Nynaeve:
Her arms can be moved around and folded under her breasts. Comes with a hickory stick and a heavy ring that you can wear.

Elayne:
Press a button in her back and she sniffs. Note: there's no joint in this figure's neck, so her head is always angled slightly upward.

Egwene:
Sorry, it's a secret.

And now for the Bad Guys:

Myrdraal:
Has a cape that doesn't blow in the wind ('cuz it's plastic). The sword is sharp and will really hurt you if you touch it. Not recommended for children under 10.

Trollocs:
Sold separately or in groups. There are many different models -- some have goat, pig, or bear heads; some have feet, claws, or hooves. Collect them all!

Trolloc Cookpot Accessory:
Just big enough to hold one of the human figures, doubled over.
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Bill Garrett
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